There is caramel on my nose.
Everyone should know that caramel apples are the epitome of gayness.
I think it’s bad that today when I went to a hetero wedding, the whole time I could not stop ingesting about how they were like MAN AND WOMAN and I was just WHAT ABOUT HOMO.
Faaaabulous: Usually I'm afraid of spiders.
But I have a friend who lives in my shower. His name is Leslie and our relationship started out pretty rocky.
When I first saw him on the wall of my shower, I freaked out and splashed some water at him. He moved to a corner. I left, and then next day when I went to take a shower again, he was…
Leslie is also a lesbian.
(Source: goodietissues)
My self-portrait.
I would like everyone to know that Rainbow Fish was my favorite book when I was three. I had a cardboard version and a giant big pages version. I also had a puzzle which is still in my living room to this day.
Rainbow Fish is the reason I am so gay. You shouldn’t let your kids read it unless you want them to become a giant homo like me.
The goddess of gay is smiling down upon you.
What up, homos of the world?
I’m Homo #2, Erin! I am not a brilliant Paint artist, I’m a member of the short-haired sisterhood and the other weirdo doing this blog thing. I also enjoy sparkly things. But I usually enjoy ladies more. I am embracing the label of ‘those two gay girls’ and I cannot decide if this is good or bad. We like totes love everyoneisgaydotcom so we aspire to be totes awesome like them. But more awesome.
Hi! <3
I’m Homo #1, Libby! I am a brilliant Paint artist, a member of the long-haired sisterhood, and one of the two people running this fine blog. I really enjoy sparkly things!
Since Erin and I believe that we will become “those two gay girls” once school starts back up, we have decided to embrace that label and help other people find their inner homo. Or just jazz up their outer homo. Whatever makes you happy.
xoxo me
Welcome to our really dumb gay blog.
